Wanted: a best friend that I will never have to meet in person.
No one reads this fucking thing EVER. None of my friends are hip to surfing the world wide web yet...they're still into talking "face to face". What losers. The only real friends you've got are the ones you've never actually met in person, but know really well because you've chatted with them all night long and sometimes on weekends via the interweb. Like my ex-roommate's good friend, "Lina from Iceland", whose existence has yet to be proven beyond a doubt. I don't have any "real" friends yet. My people friends are a bunch of fuckers, but they're all I've got at the moment.